Stark naked, with only a blue turban around my hair and 15cm high golden mules on my feet (no toe straps, but with anklets), I'm tottering around the pool in Spain today like a naked heels deer. My toenails are painted bright red as always and my porn claws are long as always. Every now and then I take a break on the lounger and read magazines. I'm sure people can see me from the street.
