This is how it works: During a short visit to Germany, a generous member submitted an “urgent application” and asked me for a quick inspection at the cemetery parking lot in Lank near Neuss. How long has it been since I've been there? But his offer was so generous that I let myself be carried away. First I was supposed to lie in the back seat of our Land Cruiser with a blindfold on and then get out. I didn't really notice that the blindfold slipped away. Nor that I suddenly had a penis in my mouth when I had to pee in front of the car.