The dogs are barking all the time today, so long and so often... so I have to go and see what's going on, even though I'm naked and only wearing an anklet and my white 14 cm mules, which match my bright white painted toenails. But I don't see anyone except a neighbor, whom I manage to hide from in time. There's no one at the car either, so I close the gate again and slowly waddle back into the house, where my full glass of champagne is waiting for me.
