Today I'm sitting on the bar stool in front of the kitchen wearing black underwear, sheer black nylons and bright red, 16cm high patent leather pumps. I'm wearing a lot of jewelry over my transparent nylon gloves, because that's what my guest I'm waiting for wants. While I hope that the doorbell will ring soon, I check again to see if my vagina is still well shaved. Because I didn't have time to shave it this morning. I must have had a bit too much champagne yesterday.